Fun Stuff (and Great Gifts!)

"Merchandising! Merchandising! Where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs the T-shirt. Spaceballs the lunchbox. Spaceballs the coloring book. Spaceballs... the flame thrower! Kids love it." -- "Yogurt" (Mel Brooks), Spaceballs

Yes, we've jumped on the merchandising bandwagon as well, offering a wide variety of DEFEATJOHNJOHN t-shirts, mugs, mousepads, clocks, teddy bears, hats, bumper stickers, pins, and more. And since this is a not-for-profit website, nearly everything is available either at cost, or less than a dollar over. Some items have the website address, but many do not, so don't feel like you're paying to help advertise for us. :) (Although, if someone happens to notice and like one of the items you buy, you can certainly tell them about us.)

The MERCHANDISE section of this website is now available at the following link:

http://www.cafeshops.com/defeatjohnjohn/
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